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Chuck Norris is begging Americans to step away from their Total Gyms and prepare for the apocalypse.

The black belt-wearing Republican warned fans recently that if Obama is re-elected, there will be “1000 years of darkness.”

The Walker, Texas Ranger star’s premonition didn’t fall on deaf ears, as fellow right-wing celebs have already started moving into Norris’ underground bunker, located just outside of Prairie Village, Kansas.

“It’s a bit cramped because Ted (Nugent) brought all his guitars with him,” Hank Williams, Jr. told OMGG.com. “But I have to admit, it’s been real entertaining watching Clint Eastwood argue with chairs down here.”

According to Vanity Fair, the Church of Scientology auditioned several candidates for the role of Tom Cruise’s girlfriend back in 2004.

The 50-year old actor allegedly settled on Nazanin Boniadi, an Iranian-born actress whom he eventually left for Katie Holmes a year later.

The Mission Impossible star is denying the story, but OMGG.com investigators have discovered a photo from the audition.

After seeing our pic, Demi Moore told us she regrets not attending the casting call.

“Had I landed that part I wouldn’t have wasted all those years with Ashton (Kutcher),” Moore said. “Unfortunately, my agent at the time didn’t realize women were eligible for the role.”

When he heard that Heidi Klum has been dating her bodyguard, a jealous Seal said that he wished his ex-wife “wouldn’t sleep with the help.”

After being criticized by the German model’s fans, however, the Grammy-winning singer immediately changed his tune.

To show there are no hard feelings, the 49-year old even partnered up with Klum’s longtime stylist Martin Slanderfer.

“He’s sensitive, dresses well and doesn’t get bossy like Heidi used to,” Seal told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I wish I’d begun fraternizing with her employees ages ago!”