Chuck Norris Hiding in Bunker in Case Obama is Re-Elected

Chuck Norris is begging Americans to step away from their Total Gyms and prepare for the apocalypse.

The black belt-wearing Republican warned fans recently that if Obama is re-elected, there will be “1000 years of darkness.”

The Walker, Texas Ranger star’s premonition didn’t fall on deaf ears, as fellow right-wing celebs have already started moving into Norris’ underground bunker, located just outside of Prairie Village, Kansas.

“It’s a bit cramped because Ted (Nugent) brought all his guitars with him,” Hank Williams, Jr. told OMGG.com. “But I have to admit, it’s been real entertaining watching Clint Eastwood argue with chairs down here.”