Confident Rick Santorum Moves Into the White House

Political pundits are saying Rick Santorum is making a grave error by looking past Oklahoma’s March 6 Republican primary.

Coming off a three-state sweep on Tuesday evening, the overconfident GOP candidate feels it’s “unnecessary” to campaign in the Sooner State, electing instead to start moving his belongings into the White House this morning.

“My husband’s presidency is inevitable,” explained Karen Santorum, “so we swung by our new home to drop off some bath towels and our lucky stack of bibles.”

Unfortunately, the conservative and his family were met at the gate by Secret Service.

“Obama’s goons wouldn’t even let me bring my desktop into the Oval Office,” an angry Santorum told OMGG.com. “Just another prime example of socialism.”