Ashton Kutcher Also Begs Viewers to Stop Watching Two and Half Men

Two and a Half Men “star” Angus T. Jones came under fire for begging viewers to stop watching his show recently, calling it “filth.”

While OMGG.com’s entire staff agreed that this was solid advice, we’ve learned that Jones has since recanted, claiming he was brainwashed by a cult.

“Angus realized that without those paychecks, he’d be doling out handjobs for beer money by the time he turned 30,” Jon Cryer told us. “He’s currently being bathed in Holy Water by (show creator) Chuck Lorre.”

This morning, Ashton Kutcher weighed in on his young co-star’s breakdown.

“Leave the kid alone, it’s absolute torture being on this god-awful program,” the sexy star said. “Ever since Charlie Sheen left, the show is completely unwatchable!”