Germans Cheer Ashton Kutcher’s Return to ‘Two and a Half Men’

Ashton Kutcher will star in another season of Two and a Half Men after signing a one-year, $16 million contract on Monday.

The announcement was celebrated across Germany, the country ranked “Most Humorless” in a recent international poll.

The news wasn’t as popular in the US, where ratings for the show have steadily declined since the start of last season.

“I can’t understand why some Americans don’t find this show funny,” said baffled Munich resident Leon Schmidt. “The comedic genius of Ashton Kutcher combined with a slew of penis jokes…what more could anyone ask for?”