Rejected by Kutcher, Sara Leal Seduces Fat Kid From ‘Two and a Half Men’

Angus T. Jones, better known as the adorably chubby Jake Harper on the CBS hit show Two and a Half Men, admitted to OMGG.com that he slept with celebritramp Sara Leal last night.

“She felt rejected by Ashton (Kutcher),” recalled Jones. “I saw it as the perfect opportunity to get me some ‘Grade A, low self-esteem groupie ass’.”

Leal, whose one-night stand with Kutcher made her last week’s tabloid covergirl, took Jones to a hotel suite where she got topless in the jacuzzi — similar to the way his co-star was seduced just weeks prior.

“The whole thing is just so offensive,” said a dejected Jon Cryer. “I mean, how come she still hasn’t tried to have sex with me?”