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Hillary Clinton came under fire last week for falling asleep during President Obama’s speech to the people of Myanmar.

Today, the 65-year old explained that she just finds the president boring.

“Oh wow, he passed Obamacare and saved the auto industry,” Clinton said as she yawned. “Wake me up when someone tosses a shoe at him, or he gets a bj from an intern.”

The Secretary of State said that although Obama is a fine president, he’s missing the “wow factor” that others have brought to the Oval Office.

“Truth is, I voted for (Mitt) Romney,” Clinton told OMGG.com. “At least that guy was full of charisma!”

A photo of former presidential candidate Mitt Romney pumping his own gas has gone viral on social news website Reddit.

The humbling image shows the 65-year old, best known for having trouble connecting with average people, looking disheveled as he fills up his 2011 Rolls Royce Phantom.

The popularity of the photo has re-energized Romney, and OMGG.com has learned he’s since applied for work at an Exxon station near his home in Kennebunkport, Maine.

“This proves that I’m just like the average American,” the billionaire told us as he checked the tire pressure in our news van. “Hopefully Ohio and Florida residents appreciate my blue collar work ethic when I run again in 2016.”

He’s comically chubby, with orange skin and a goofy wig…but Donald Trump insists he isn’t a clown.

“Why do Americans keep ignoring my Obama warnings,” the billionaire told OMGG.com. “Isn’t anyone concerned that I have a hunch he’s an uneducated, Kenyan-born terrorist?”

Like a desperate 12-year old girl, the Celebrity Apprentice host took to social media this morning seeking even more attention.

“If u guys luv obama ima kill myself,” Trump tweeted. “srsly guyz, ima jump off that fiscal cliff they’re talkin bout on the news.”

Doritos sales were up 300% in the Centennial State last night, as Colorado residents voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana.

“Wait, they did what?” asked Boulder resident Shiloh Jenkins upon waking up this afternoon. “Whoa, that’s so awesome, bro!”

Jenkins, a self-described “ski bum,” says he definitely would’ve voted for Prop 420 had he not used his ballot as rolling paper.

“This vote will finally prove to my parents that weed doesn’t ‘ruin lives’,” the unemployed 31-year old told OMGG.com. “After I smoke a bowl and eat some cereal, I’m going to totally call them to gloat.”

An OMGG.com poll revealed that more than 61% of Americans are showing up to vote today just for the free sticker.

“It doesn’t matter who gets elected, all politicians are corrupt,” explained first-time voter Maurice Kendall. “But chicks seem to be impressed by that sticker, so I cast a ballot this morning for one of those idiots…I think the white one.”

Poll worker Annie Vick said there is a strict “one per person” policy on the labels, because as soon as they run out people lose the incentive to show up.

“Last week, I bought one of those suckers on eBay for like four bucks,” said Jerry Punlit, a 36-year old mechanic. “It was such a relief, saved me the hassle of having to wait in those long lines today.”