Desperate Romney Promises to Buy Every Voter a Boat

Most polls show that Obama handily won the second and third presidential debates, and currently has the edge in key swing states Ohio and Florida.

Hoping to turn things around, Republican candidate Mitt Romney made a desperate plea to the American people this morning.

“Every voter who picks me gets a boat,” he announced as he pointed towards attendees at a rally in Duluth, Minnesota. “You get a boat. You get a boat. You get a boat.”

With the election just weeks away, analysts are worried the “Oprah” strategy will bankrupt the former Massachusetts governor.

Not true, says Romney.

“There’s a reason I refused to release those tax returns,” the 65-year old told OMGG.com. “This giveaway will barely put a dent in my offshore Cayman accounts.”