BREAKING: Mitt Romney Hired Bill Clinton to Sub in for Him in Denver

In his first-ever presidential debate, Mitt Romney was so dominant that many wondered if he was having an out-of-body experience.

“In a way, I was,” the Republican candidate admitted. “With so much on the line, I outsourced my spot at the podium to Bill Clinton, a man who I knew could outdebate anyone.”

Fox News discovered that the former president was paid $2 million for his services, a bargain considering the bump in the polls it provided Romney.

“I just dipped into one of my Cayman accounts to pay Mr. Clinton,” the 65-year old told OMGG.com. “If I decide to pay taxes in 2012, it’ll count as a write-off anyway!”