Mr. X
OMGG.com Entertainment Reporter
A former child actor, Mr. X now runs an unsuccessful modeling agency for pre-teens in West Hollywood. A devout Scientologist, he strolls the Beverly Center Shopping Mall looking for potential new talent. He went bankrupt in 2004 after his 401k (aka: collection of rare Beanie Babies) was devalued due to the weak economy. He now subsists on his government disability check and the money he earns from selling stories to OMGG.
Sally Starr
OMGG.com Music Reporter
A bassist in the Aerosmith cover band Sweet Devotion, Sally claims her battle with Borderline Personality Disorder has kept her from becoming a household name. She’s the stepdaughter of Neil Young’s second cousin, and wears one of his used guitar picks around her neck. She lives in a van that’s currently parked outside Bret Michaels’ Culver City apartment…but she swears it’s only so she can steal his Wi-Fi.
Greg Holmes
OMGG.com Sports Reporter
A former minor league baseball star, Greg tore his ACL in 1987 and now lives off the prize money he earns from competitive eating events. He resides with his four cats in Venice Beach, and stays positive by constantly reminding himself that getting injured was “all part of God’s plan.”
Jaymes Poonther
OMGG.com Fashion Reporter
The head colorist at West Hollywood’s ultra-trendy Sizzors, Mr. Poonther is the self-proclaimed genius behind Jennifer Aniston’s groundbreaking hairstyle, ‘The Rachel.’ His specialty may be frosted tips, but he provides celebrity tips…to OMGG.