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In his first-ever presidential debate, Mitt Romney was so dominant that many wondered if he was having an out-of-body experience.

“In a way, I was,” the Republican candidate admitted. “With so much on the line, I outsourced my spot at the podium to Bill Clinton, a man who I knew could outdebate anyone.”

Fox News discovered that the former president was paid $2 million for his services, a bargain considering the bump in the polls it provided Romney.

“I just dipped into one of my Cayman accounts to pay Mr. Clinton,” the 65-year old told OMGG.com. “If I decide to pay taxes in 2012, it’ll count as a write-off anyway!”

Is the Republican presidential nominee a fan of tan-in-a-can?

Mitt Romney appeared a bit orangey during his interview on Univision last Wednesday, causing many to conclude he dyed his face to appear “more ethnic.”

During a secretly-recorded campaign fundraiser earlier this year, the 65-year old did say “it would be helpful to be Latino” — but in an exclusive OMGG.com interview this morning, Romney insisted he didn’t “fake bake” last week.

“Diet affects skin tone, and I had a lot of carrot juice to drink before that interview,” the GOP leader explained. “In fact, to prepare for my speech in rural Texas today, I’ve been chugging milk all morning.”

Mitt Romney recently appeared on Live! With Kelly and Michael, where he revealed he’d like to see actor Gene Hackman play him in a movie about his life.

Sadly, it doesn’t look like the Republican presidential candidate will get his way.

This morning, executives at Paramount Pictures announced plans to release a Romney biopic, but claim Hackman has “too much personality” for the role.

English actor Anthony Daniels, famous for his robot character from the Star Wars film franchise, tweeted that he’s been cast to play the lead in Who Gives a Mitt?, slated to hit theaters in February 2013.

Photos of Joe Biden cozying up to a female biker at an Ohio diner raised a few eyebrows over the weekend, but no one could’ve predicted the silver-haired vice president’s next move.

“I’m tendering my resignation to hit the open road,” Biden announced via Twitter. “Politics are a young man’s game, and Paul Ryan is just too handsome of an adversary.”

The 69-year old told OMGG.com he’s hopeful that joining a motorcycle gang will help shed the “good guy” image that’s followed him throughout his career.

“I got inked this morning to show how committed I am to the ‘New Joe’,” Biden told us. “I’d like to see someone try to push around a man with a butterfly on his ankle.”

Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention was so inspiring, that President Obama has decided to give him another shot in politics.

“I’m subbing him in for Joe (Biden),” the POTUS said. “At this point he gives our party the best chance to win.”

OMGG.com caught up with the vice president’s wife, Jill, who said she understood why the decision was made.

“Joe has a great heart, but President Obama did what’s best for this country,” admitted the 51-year old teacher. “To be honest, I wish I could replace my husband with Bill in the bedroom, as well.”