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Confused Biden Campaigns in Canada

November 5, 2012

POLITICS


Confused Biden Campaigns in Canada

With the election just one day away, Joe Biden hit the road attempting to garner support for President Barack Obama.

Sadly, OMGG.com has learned the confused 69-year old spent the 11th hour campaigning across Eastern Canada.

We caught up with Barack Obama’s assistant, Marcus Wayans, who said the vice president’s impassioned speech to a baffled crowd in Toronto was actually a strategic move.

“The president was afraid another gaffe by Joe would hurt his re-election chances, so he sent him out of the country,” Wayans told us. “It was surprisingly easy to convince Mr. Biden that Ontario was a swing state.”

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