Louisiana Man Admits He Found Chelsea Clinton “Sexy” During Interview

Dan Phelan, a 33-year old carpenter from Arkansas, is still getting ragged on by his buddies after admitting he thought Chelsea Clinton looked “sort of sexy” interviewing her mom at the Clinton Global Initiative’s annual meeting last night.

“He claims he was drunk,” says Phelan’s roommate Dennis. “But he’d only had like a beer or two at the time he said it.”

Clinton, famous for her doughy complexion, wiry red hair and rabbit-like teeth, is by all accounts better-looking now than during her awkward teenage years. But sexy?

“She’s got a great body and seems smart like her ma,” insists Phelan. “To tell y’all the truth, there are times she gives me a real presidential boner.”