Undecided Voters Unite to Elect Sarah Palin

According to a CNN report, a significant number of American voters were still undecided as of yesterday.

Early polls indicate that those idiots have bonded together to elect one of their own.

“The tea party, birthers, religious nuts and dimwits were fed up with having educated leaders in the Oval Office,” explained Nancy Fornster, a representative from the Pew Research Center. “So far, thirty-six percent of the country have written-in Sarah Palin’s name on their ballots.”

The former Alaska governor is on pace for 271 electoral votes, enough to secure her the presidency.

“Gee gosh, this hockey mom is so excited to go rogue on the constitution,” the 48-year old told OMGG.com. “According to my handlers, not campaigning this year helped put me over the top!”