Stoners Already Forgot They Voted to Legalize Marijuana in Colorado

Doritos sales were up 300% in the Centennial State last night, as Colorado residents voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana.

“Wait, they did what?” asked Boulder resident Shiloh Jenkins upon waking up this afternoon. “Whoa, that’s so awesome, bro!”

Jenkins, a self-described “ski bum,” says he definitely would’ve voted for Prop 420 had he not used his ballot as rolling paper.

“This vote will finally prove to my parents that weed doesn’t ‘ruin lives’,” the unemployed 31-year old told OMGG.com. “After I smoke a bowl and eat some cereal, I’m going to totally call them to gloat.”