Does Ashton Kutcher Want Jon Cryer Replaced on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

While taping his first episode of Two and a Half Men on Saturday, OMGG insiders tell us Ashton Kutcher’s rider (aka ‘celebrity diva demands’) included just two things:

1) Vegetarian food for lunch
2) Jon Cryer’s removal from the show ASAP

Production Assistant Karin Constantin was said to be devastated upon learning of Kutcher’s list. “I hope that this doesn’t mean we all have to eat vegetarian,” she sobbed.

As for the request to replace the rosy-cheeked Cryer?

“Charlie (Sheen) made similar demands, but I don’t get it,” remarked Executive Producer Chuck Lorre. “Am I the only one who finds the charm in Jon’s ability to take poorly-written jokes and make them even less funny?”