Clint Eastwood Announces He’ll Vote for Chair in 2012

After getting mocked for his performance at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood has changed his party affiliation.

“When I spoke to that chair last night, I realized something,” the senile 82-year old told OMGG.com. “That piece of furniture is far more qualified to be president than Mitt Romney.”

The chair, which was meant to be representative of an invisible Barack Obama, has actually helped invigorate the president’s campaign.

“Tomorrow night, George Clooney is hosting a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser for that wooden seat,” announced MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “Sadly, a new poll shows that chair is 70% more popular than Joe Biden.”