Paul Ryan’s mission is clear.
“I want to help Mitt Romney become President of the United States,” the 42-year old told OMGG.com. “I plan to do this by being extra handsome over the next few months.”
According to Republican strategists, the Representative from Wisconsin’s bold initiative is already paying dividends.
“Mr. Ryan has made conservatives ‘cool’ again,” Rush Limbaugh told OMGG.com. “In fact, a new CNN poll shows that we’ve already secured 89% of the 14-year old female vote.”
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August 16, 2012
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