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After getting mocked for his performance at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood has changed his party affiliation.

“When I spoke to that chair last night, I realized something,” the senile 82-year old told OMGG.com. “That piece of furniture is far more qualified to be president than Mitt Romney.”

The chair, which was meant to be representative of an invisible Barack Obama, has actually helped invigorate the president’s campaign.

“Tomorrow night, George Clooney is hosting a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser for that wooden seat,” announced MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “Sadly, a new poll shows that chair is 70% more popular than Joe Biden.”

Lorenzo Dominic LaValle is the sexiest little meatball in town.

OMGG.com has learned that the world’s most famous infant has been charming the diapers off all the Jersey toddlers.

Snooki says she can’t believe how charming her little man is just 72 hours after birth.

“Lorenzo has been getting more fan mail than me,” the 24-year old told us. “Even JWoww told me she has a little crush on him.”

Less than a week after Prince Harry’s nude Vegas romp, the Queen was photographed driving a pimped-out Range Rover while wearing a hoodie.

“The entire family has gone completely mad,” complained 91-year old Prince Philip. “Just this morning, I discovered that Charles and Camilla have matching tramp stamps.”

The Duke of Edinburgh told us his family’s wild behavior has him so distraught that he’s thinking about moving out of Buckingham Palace.

“Homeboy needs to chillax,” the suddenly-hip Queen Elizabeth told OMGG.com. “If Philip doesn’t stop complaining, Her Majesty is gonna have to slap a bitch.”