Topless Kate Middleton and Prince Harry Spotted on Nude Beach

After topless photos of Kate Middleton were published in a French magazine this week, the Queen finally revealed an ancient Royal Family secret.

“We’re tired of living a lie,” Her Majesty told OMGG.com. “The British Monarchy has embraced the nudist lifestyle since the late-1800s.”

London resident Grahm Atfield says that after seeing Prince Harry’s naked romp through Vegas, nothing surprises him.

“It’s a bit upsetting that our tax dollars are bankrolling their care-free lifestyle,” Atfield told us. “But it’s not really worth raising a stink unless more photos of Prince Philip’s dong leak online.”