Prince Philip and Prince Harry Go Streaking Through London

A new royal scandal is upon us after Prince Philip “accidentally” exposed himself over the weekend.

An upskirt pic of the 91-year old royal in a kilt was snapped in Scotland on Saturday, much to the delight of the .001% of the population that gets aroused by wrinkled wieners.

After seeing how much attention his son and father’s penises have garnered over the past couple of weeks, Prince Charles announced plans to unleash his noble knob to the public in late-September.

“If you were impressed by Harry’s Vegas pictures, just wait until you see without trousers,” the Prince of Wales told OMGG.com. “Let’s just say that all those rumors about men with big ears are true.”