Naked Prince Harry Deployed to Afghanistan

Prince Harry arrived in Afghanistan today for a four-month military mission, but sources tell OMGG.com the deployment wasn’t voluntary.

“Since the boy refuses to wear pants, I had him sent somewhere warm,” Queen Elizabeth II said of her 27-year old grandson. “It reminds me of the time I had to send Charles to Honduras to overcome his masturbation addiction.”

Despite his banishment, insiders tell us the redheaded royal has already been making the best of a bad situation.

“Even in the Taliban heartland, Harry’s not going to stop partying,” said Iranian journalist Azar Bahman. “This afternoon he had to be reprimanded after he was caught skinny dipping with two burka-less beauties in Lake Badakhshan.”