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With Tropical Storm Isaac threatening the GOP Convention in Tampa, bloated radio host Rush Limbaugh accused the Obama administration of tampering with weather forecasts to hurt the Republican party.

“Obama is intent on destroying this country with his liberal witchcraft,” said the political commentator. “He’s even brainwashed conservatives into nominating a dimwitted Mormon for office!”

The 61-year old claims it’s obvious that the president has put a hex on him, as well.

“How else could you explain my well-publicized painkiller addiction and four failed marriages?” Limbaugh asked OMGG.com. “And we all know my body wouldn’t be so hideous if Obama hadn’t cursed me with a faulty metabolism.”

With a rumored romance brewing between Robert Pattinson and Rihanna, Kristen Stewart knew what she had to do.

The 22-year old adulteress reached out to RiRi’s former love interest, Chris Brown.

Things got awkward last night, when OMGG.com photographers spotted the competing couples dining side-by-side at Hollywood hotspot Geisha House.

“Kristen’s motto has always been ‘an eye for an eye’,” said her publicist, Molly Lauder. “Unfortunately, if she continues to date Chris, one of those eyes will soon be black and blue.”

Shia LaBeouf and Prince Harry have bonded over all the media attention they’ve received for their recent naked antics.

While photos from Prince Harry’s clothes-free Vegas weekend were splashed across the cover of every tabloid in the world, LaBeouf’s full-frontal scenes in a recent Sigur Ros video left many wondering just how cold it was inside that studio.

“I invited Harry out to LA last weekend because I knew what he was going through,” the actor told OMGG.com. “We had a lot of fun exploring both Hollywood and each others’ nude bodies.”

LaBeouf, who will begin filming the hardcore pornographic drama Nymphomaniac this week, says he’s hoping to get his new pal a role in the film.

“I think Harry was born to be an actor,” the 26-year old told us. “His penis has a real star quality about it.”