Kristen Stewart Says Affair Was a Big Misunderstanding

The teenage community is breathing a sigh of relief after a surveillance video was discovered that proves Kristen Stewart never actually cheated on heartthrob Robert Pattinson.

“She was just dancing with that Rupert Sanders guy,” said Twilight fan Mandy Saunders. “I knew Bella could never do anything to hurt Edward!”

After seeing the found footage, Pattinson expressed regret for breaking up with his former girlfriend.

“I really overreacted to a little bump-and-grind,” the 26-year old actor told OMGG.com. “If Kristen dumped me every time I gyrated against a male director, I would’ve been single ages ago.”