Desperate Kristen Stewart Stalking Robert Pattinson

After having his heart trampled by cheating ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson is finally moving on.

The 26-year old appeared on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night to reveal that he’s been enjoying “banging a lot of hot fans.”

Unfortunately, K-Stew isn’t ready to give up on the relationship she had with her hunky Twilight co-star so easily.

“His stale acting and lack of personality will never stop turning me on,” said the actress. “Robert may have a restraining order, but I will always be his Bella!”