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When Matthew Perry first saw the trailer for his new NBC sitcom Go On, he was horrified.

“I had that same smug look on my face I had during my 10-year run as Chandler Bing,” the actor told OMGG.com. “No wonder I’m always typecast as a self-loathing, sarcastic dickhead.”

This morning, the 43-year old underwent facial reconstructive surgery to correct the glaring defect.

“He came in here with such a cocky smirk on his face, I nearly didn’t go through with the procedure,” plastic surgeon Dr. Harold Rosen told reporters. “He’s recovering nicely, though, and moments ago was even able to smile for the first time!”

According to most non-Fox News polls, Joe Biden was the clear winner in Thursday’s Vice Presidential debate.

“I felt bad beating up on that little boy,” Joe Biden told OMGG.com. “But after Barack got smacked around last week, I knew I had to get the undecideds back on our side.”

Moderator Martha Raddatz says she wasn’t surprised the 69-year old laughed, scoffed and interrupted Ryan during the debate, but was disappointed in his behavior after the cameras were off.

“He berated Mr. Ryan for being a ‘very bad boy’,” Raddatz said. “Then he draped the young Republican over his knee and started spanking him until he cried.”

Yesterday afternoon, Donald Trump demanded via Twitter that Joe Girardi take slugger Alex Rodriguez out of the starting lineup for the team’s playoff series against the Baltimore Orioles.

Girardi refused, and Rodriguez went 0-3 with two strikeouts in the game.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, A-Rod was finally pulled in favor of Raul Ibanez, who immediately launched a home run to send the game into extra innings. The 40-year old Ibanez then won the game in the bottom of the 12th with another solo blast.

After the game, team owner Hal Steinbrenner lauded Trump’s brilliance, naming him the ball club’s general manager heading into next season.

The eccentric billionaire wasted no time trimming payroll.

“In addition to cutting Jeter’s salary in half, I’ll be turning the owner’s box into a luxury condo,” Trump told OMGG.com. “If you have any further questions, please ask our team’s press secretary and Celebrity Apprentice season nine winner, Bret Michaels.