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According to a small article on page four of the USA Today sports section, the Indiana Fever won the WNBA title on Sunday.

Playing before eleven rowdy fans, Olympic gold medalist and series MVP Tamika Catchings scored 25 points in leading her team to victory.

Christina Tippie led the Minnesota Lynx with 12 points, despite reports that she’s seven months pregnant.

“I’m sad we lost, but at least my husband wasn’t here to see it,” said the 24-year old power forward. “I make him come sometimes, but only a terrible wife would ask him to sit through a WNBA game while football is on.”

After being stripped of his seven Tour de France titles, shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong decided it was finally time for him to halt his steroid use.

“I really wish he’d start taking them again,” admitted the former cyclist’s 23-year old girlfriend, Nancy Harris. “He’s turned into a total blob almost overnight.”

OMGG.com has learned that the constant juicing had been keeping Armstrong’s hypothyroidism in check for the past 30 years.

“Very few people realize that I was morbidly obese before I discovered a syringe full of testosterone on the playground in the 3rd grade,” the 41-year old told us. “Back in those days, I wouldn’t have been able to get a Livestrong bracelet around my fingers.”

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in southern Italy, and rumors are swirling that the newlyweds are seeking $5 million for rights to the official photos.

Luckily, OMGG.com photoshoppers were able to find a loophole to avoid that ridiculous fee.

“It took nearly an hour, but we worked out a way to deliver an authentic ok pic,” explained head editor Ricky Otto. “It’s the kind of dedication to our fans that those punks at People magazine rarely deliver.”