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Flavor Flav has a new Public Enemy – Daylight Saving.

After gaining an extra hour Sunday morning, the rapper announced plans to lobby before Congress to end the inevitable advancing of clocks next summer.  He says that although the practice is constitutional, it’s “extremely inconvenient.”

Flav’s publicist, Jessica Mardones, explained that her client has a collection of over 1300 oversized clock necklaces, forcing him to waste countless hours “springing forward” and “falling back” each year. 

“It takes him forever to reset all those clocks,” Mardones explained. “Without Daylight Saving, imagine how much more time he’d have to film sh*tty VH1 reality shows!”

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, Star Wars wasn’t owned by a corporate juggernaut.

But earlier this week, Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4 billion, adding the legendary film franchise to its stable of business entities.

“We plan on releasing a family-friendly Episode VII in 2015,” Disney executive Christian Tipple announced this morning. “Parents will be relieved to learn that the once-scary Darth Vader will now be played by Mickey Mouse.”

Lucasfilm founder George Lucas told OMGG.com the financial windfall means he can finally retire.

“I just paid off my car loan early, which felt great,” Lucas said. “My next major investment will be hiring a personal trainer for my neck.”

Last week, Ann Coulter came under fire for calling President Obama the r-word.

“What the f-word?” said the Fox News commentator. “People are acting like I called him the n-word!”

L-word entertainer Ellen DeGeneres suggested Coulter stop being such a c-word and apologize.

“I think the r-words owe me an apology,” the conservative columnist retorted. “They’re the ones acting like a bunch of b-words!”