Huge Rat Found in New York Actually Just Michael Bloomberg

The people of New York think they smell a rat.

Photos of a giant rodent found inside a Bronx Foot Locker store have been spreading across the web all week.

Company reps assured OMGG.com investigators that their shoe stores are safe, and insist the whole thing is just a big misunderstanding.

“I can understand how people would mistakenly believe they spotted a sewer rat in one of our stores,” said Martha Podesta, Foot Locker’s VP of Marketing. “But if you look really closely, you’ll notice it’s actually just (NYC Mayor) Michael Bloomberg out shopping.”