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A-Rod Asks to Be Benched So He Can Flirt With Kyna Treacy

October 18, 2012

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A-Rod Asks to Be Benched So He Can Flirt With Kyna Treacy

ESPN is reporting that during a recent home game, Alex Rodriguez was caught hitting on Kyna Treacy, a bikini model who was sitting behind the dugout.

The struggling slugger is batting just .130 during the 2012 playoffs, and many fans are blaming his sex addiction.

“He’s always making me check his Match.com page during games to see how many winks he’s gotten,” complained ballboy Michael Wilhite. “Once at an away game in Baltimore, he spotted a cute fan and sent me out for condoms during the seventh inning stretch.”

Not everyone thinks A-Rod’s horniness is necessarily bad for the organization.

“To be honest, I’m hoping the stadium is full of hot chicks for Game 4,” Yankees manager Joe Girardi told OMGG.com. “At least that way he’ll be too distracted to ask me to put him in the game.”

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