Fox News questioned Gabby Douglas’ patriotism recently, after the 16-year old wore a pink uniform during the individual all-around gymnastics competition last week.
“She’s likely some sort of Russian spy,” remarked Fox commentator/lunatic Ann Coulter. “There’s no other reasonable explanation for not wearing red, white and blue at all times.”
Billionaire Donald Trump took the accusations a step further.
“My Tea Party friends and I agree that this is a massive cover-up,” said the bloated real estate magnate. “I won’t rest until that little girl shows me her birth certificate.”
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