newsletter

Archive | OLYMPICS RSS feed for this section

McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed by Kristen Stewart’s Taste in Men

August 13, 2012

0 Comments

Last week, American gymnast McKayla Maroney was favored to win the gold medal in the women’s vault competition, but fell. She ended up with silver, and looked rather displeased on the medal stand.

OMGG.com learned that this isn’t the first time McKayla Maroney has pouted in public.

When the 16-year old heard about her favorite actress Kristen Stewart’s affair with director Rupert Sanders, she scoffed.

“To be honest, I was never that impressed with Robert Pattinson, either,” said the snooty gymnast. “If a guy isn’t Ryan Gosling hot, why waste your damn time?”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Caster Semenya Sprouts Beard During 800m Run

August 10, 2012

0 Comments

Making his her Olympic debut three years after being forced to undergo gender tests, Caster Semenya finished second in her 800m preliminary heat on Wednesday morning.

Sadly, things got a little hairy during the race, as the 21-year old was sporting some serious facial fuzz by the time she crossed the finish line at 2:00.71.

While a Top 2 finish would normally guarantee a spot in tomorrow’s medal round, Olympic officials aren’t sure whether or not to let the whiskered wonder compete.

“I’ll be so hurt if they don’t let me represent my country,” the South African star told OMGG.com. “It’d be even more painful than that time I was kicked in the nuts.”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Fox News: Is Gabby Douglas Really American?

August 10, 2012

0 Comments

Fox News questioned Gabby Douglas’ patriotism recently, after the 16-year old wore a pink uniform during the individual all-around gymnastics competition last week.

“She’s likely some sort of Russian spy,” remarked Fox commentator/lunatic Ann Coulter. “There’s no other reasonable explanation for not wearing red, white and blue at all times.”

Billionaire Donald Trump took the accusations a step further.

“My Tea Party friends and I agree that this is a massive cover-up,” said the bloated real estate magnate. “I won’t rest until that little girl shows me her birth certificate.”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Usain Bolt Criticized for Making Phone Call During Race

August 9, 2012

0 Comments

Usain Bolt Criticized for Making Phone Call During Race

Usain Bolt has always been cocky, but his behavior during today’s gold medal-winning race was downright childish.

A few steps into his 200 meter victory, the 25-year old Jamaican whipped out his iPhone and called fellow sprinter Yohan Blake.

OMGG.com caught up with the world’s fastest man, who told us what was so urgent it couldn’t wait.

“In addition to being my countryman, Johan is one of my closest friends,” explained Bolt. “I wanted to be the first to congratulate him on the silver medal he was about to win.”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Is Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Megan Rossee a Gold Digger?

August 8, 2012

0 Comments

It looks like Michael Phelps is going for another gold medal digger!

The world’s most decorated swimmer has been seeing model Megan Rossee, a woman who couldn’t be more out of his league (looks-wise) if she tried.

But there wasn’t any proof the 25-year old beauty was looking for anything but love until recently, when OMGG.com discovered her dark dating past.

Mr. Phelps better be careful,” warned Emil Zátopek, a 90-year old Czech runner who took home three golds in the 1952 Summer Games. “Megan and I hooked up one night in 2009, and both she and my medals were gone the following morning.”

LEAVE A COMMENT