London Expecting Olympic-Sized Orgy to Break Out

The Huffington Post is reporting that London has ordered 100,000 condoms for athletes to use at the Olympic Village this summer.

That might not be enough.

In the 2012 ESPN the Magazine Body Issue, sports stars shared details of the scandalous behavior that goes on inside the athletes’ living quarters.

“Four years ago in Beijing, I got so hammered I fisted a giant panda,” bragged snaggletoothed swimmer Michael Phelps. “I’m going to get so much play this summer I’ll probably wrap a gold medal around my penis.”