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A new royal scandal is upon us after Prince Philip “accidentally” exposed himself over the weekend.

An upskirt pic of the 91-year old royal in a kilt was snapped in Scotland on Saturday, much to the delight of the .001% of the population that gets aroused by wrinkled wieners.

After seeing how much attention his son and father’s penises have garnered over the past couple of weeks, Prince Charles announced plans to unleash his noble knob to the public in late-September.

“If you were impressed by Harry’s Vegas pictures, just wait until you see without trousers,” the Prince of Wales told OMGG.com. “Let’s just say that all those rumors about men with big ears are true.”

Now that she’s of legal age, Courtney Stodden can’t wait to vote make her first porno.

Unfortunately, OMGG.com has learned that Stodden’s 52-year old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, is against it.

“He is so old-fashioned,” the 18-year old told us. “Last year, he yelled at me for turning his coat closet into a meth lab!”

If she can’t convince her man to let her make dirty movies, she says there are plenty of other options.

“A friend once told me I can be anything I put my mind to,” the blonde bombshell said. “Unfortunately, my mind doesn’t work that good, so I’ll probably just be a stripper.”

Labor Day is a public holiday, held in honor of working people on the first Monday in September.

This weekend, OMGG.com salutes all the out-of-work actors in Hollywood. We wish them the best of luck finding employment soon.