Joe Paterno’s Statue Still Silent

Penn State officials are still undecided about whether or not to take down a statue of Joe Paterno.

“It’s true that Paterno helped cover up child sex allegations against his longtime friend Mr. Sandusky,” a university administrator told OMGG.com. “But the real question is, did his sculpture withhold any information?”

Thirteen-year old Timmy Harbaugh has accused the bronze Paterno likeness of being an accomplice.

“If you look closely, you’ll notice the statue is quite rusty,” said Harbaugh. “That’s because it used to be the lookout while Jerry was showering with us.”