Penn State Celebrates Impressive Loss

The Bill O’Brien era has begun at Penn State, and so far the results are mixed.

“On the one hand, we lost to an inferior opponent,” said Joe Paterno’s replacement. “But on a positive note, not a single child was molested after the game.”

NCAA spokesman Peter Gorichi says the 42-year old coach should be proud of his team’s drubbing by lowly Ohio University.

“It’s been a while since the Nittany Lions went four quarters without a single allegation of boy rape,” Gorichi told OMGG.com. “It’s early in the season, but O’Brien has got to be the frontrunner for ‘Coach of the Year’ at this point.”