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Kourtney Kardashian Unsure How She Got Pregnant

December 1, 2011

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant

Renowned idiot Kourtney Kardashian is sporting a baby bump again.

“Last time I got pregnant, a little kid came out of my vagina!” the 32-year old exclaimed yesterday. “I’m really hoping that doesn’t happen this time.”

Kardashian, who told OMGG.com she plans to “drink a lot and hope for the best” over the next nine months, is turning to her fans to learn more about how childbirth works.

“Kim tried to explain it to me, but I wasn’t getting it,” admitted Kardashian. “She lost me right before all the stork delivery stuff.”

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