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Yesterday, casino mogul Steve Wynn was awarded $20 million in his slander suit against Joe Francis.

A jury concluded that the Girls Gone Wild founder knowingly made false statements when he told reporters that Wynn threatened to kill him and bury his body in the desert over a gambling debt.

The judge even subpoenaed Quincy Jones, whom Francis claimed witnessed the death threats. Unfortunately, the mega-producer testified that Francis is delusional.

“I’ve only met Joe one time, at a college party in LA,” a teary-eyed Jones told the jury. “After force-feeding me shots of Patron all night, he tricked me into coyly lifting my shirt on camera.”

Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention was so inspiring, that President Obama has decided to give him another shot in politics.

“I’m subbing him in for Joe (Biden),” the POTUS said. “At this point he gives our party the best chance to win.”

OMGG.com caught up with the vice president’s wife, Jill, who said she understood why the decision was made.

“Joe has a great heart, but President Obama did what’s best for this country,” admitted the 51-year old teacher. “To be honest, I wish I could replace my husband with Bill in the bedroom, as well.”

Honey Boo Boo’s stage mom, June Shannon, recently said that her family is “very well-compensated” for their TLC reality show.

“At first they offered us $2000/year…they must’ve thought we was stupid,” the 320-pound matriarch told us. “After some tough negotiatin’, my agent was able to get double that.”

OMGG.com investigators have learned that Shannon’s “agent” is her McIntyre, Georgia hairstylist, Mary-Ann Stanton.

“We’s so rich now that I can eat twice the dessert I used to,” an excited Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson exclaimed. “My sister didn’t get diabetes until she was 12, so I’m fixin’ to beat that!”