Honey Boo Boo Gets Conservatorship for Lindsay Lohan

Last week, Michael Lohan filed a motion to place his troubled daughter under a conservatorship.

A judge ruled that while he agreed Lindsay is unable to care for herself, he wasn’t ready to put her father in charge of the 26-year old’s finances.

Mr. Lohan was passed over for someone the court deemed more mentally fit.

“I opted to put a child star in charge of Lindsay’s assets because I felt they’d be able to relate to one another,” explained the Honorable Judge Peter Gallagher. “I went with Honey Boo Boo, because one look at her and it’s clear she’s not interested in any of the wasteful, lavish spending that got Lindsay into trouble in the first place.”