Flavor Flav Petitions to Have Daylight Saving Time Revoked

Flavor Flav has a new Public Enemy – Daylight Saving.

After gaining an extra hour Sunday morning, the rapper announced plans to lobby before Congress to end the inevitable advancing of clocks next summer.  He says that although the practice is constitutional, it’s “extremely inconvenient.”

Flav’s publicist, Jessica Mardones, explained that her client has a collection of over 1300 oversized clock necklaces, forcing him to waste countless hours “springing forward” and “falling back” each year. 

“It takes him forever to reset all those clocks,” Mardones explained. “Without Daylight Saving, imagine how much more time he’d have to film sh*tty VH1 reality shows!”