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Saving Bonds: Baseball Star Sentenced to House Arrest

December 16, 2011

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Saving Bonds

Barry Bonds avoided jail time today, as a judge ordered the former baseball star to 30 days of house arrest, two years of probation and 250 hours of community service for being convicted for giving misleading testimony before a grand jury.

The confident athlete, whose neck grew an astounding 7” in diameter during the 2005 season, still insists he never lied. He says his body fat dropping to 4% and his testicles shrinking in size by 75% that year were simply “signs of aging.”

While many have doubted Bonds’ claims that syringes found in his locker “must’ve been left there by some diabetic dude,” the future Hall-of-Famer told us there are other ways to improve your body without the help of performance enhancing drugs.

So how exactly did Bonds gain 83 pounds of muscle in 2001?

“Pilates,” the slugger told OMGG.com.

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