Todd Akin Hoping to Legitimately Rape Paul Ryan

GOP Rep. Todd Akin’s claim that victims of “legitimate rape” rarely get pregnant has many calling for him to end his bid for Senate.

“What people don’t realize is that I’ve done a lot of research on the subject,” the candidate from Missouri told OMGG.com. “I’ve forcibly made love to several men in the past, and I’m proud to say that not a single one has given birth.”

The Republican party has turned their back on Akin, including Paul Ryan, who co-sponsored a bill with the 65-year old to redefine rape just last year.

“Look, I’m not distancing myself from Todd Akin because of his recent comments,” Ryan told us. “I’ve just turned my attention to Mitt (Romney), someone I personally find a little more vibrant and attractive.”