Justin Bieber Naked Photo Found on Stolen Laptop

After his laptop was stolen during a tour stop in Tacoma, Justin Bieber sent a tweet admitting the PC was full of “personal footage.”

Curious teenage girls everywhere began to wonder — does the computer contain pictures of the elusive ‘Bieber boner’?

As luck would have it, 15-year old juvenile delinquent and OMGG.com intern Lisa Johnstone admitted she was the one who swiped the singer’s Sony Vaio after attending the Washington concert.

When we announced that we’d be releasing an exclusive naked photo, one man seemed even more distraught than Biebs himself.

“The timing of my conviction couldn’t be worse…there’s no internet access in here!” cried recently-jailed pedophile Jerry Sandusky. “What did I ever do to deserve this?”