Everyone in NFL Besides Tim Tebow Lines Up for Male Birth Control Pill

U.S. researchers recently stumbled upon a compound that may finally lead to a birth control pill for men.

“Terrell Owens and I are hoping the same scientists invent a time machine next,” said Antonio Cromartie, the New York Jets cornerback with 12 kids. “Can you imagine how much simpler life would be for the two of us if this pill were around when we were rookies?”

As the only virgin in professional sports, quarterback Tim Tebow says he could care less about the ability to become infertile.

“Sex is gross, and you should only have to have it if you’re married, anyway,” the backup quarterback told OMGG.com. “There’s a reason I’m known as the king of the interception, not contraception!”