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Tim Tebow Cut From God’s Fantasy Football Team

October 26, 2012

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Tim Tebow Cut From God's Fantasy Football Team

Tim Tebow has been underperforming all year, and his biggest fan has finally seen enough.

Just two months into the NFL season, The Lord dropped the pious backup quarterback from his fantasy football roster.

“I tried to justify keeping him, but it didn’t make sense,” explained the Holy Spirit. “Tom Brady is my starter and the Patriots have the same bye week as the Jets.”

God said drafting Tebow in the third round was his second-worst fantasy mistake since signing up for an ESPN account 10 years ago.

“In 2007, I started Sage Rosenfels for half the year,” The Almighty told OMGG.com. “He was actually putting up decent numbers, but I had to get rid of him because I found out he was Jewish!”

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