God Takes a Vacation, Leaves Tim Tebow in Charge

With the world in crisis, God knew there was only one man he could turn to.

“I need some time off,” the Lord announced via twitter. “Please direct all future prayers to Tim Tebow.”

The ultra-religious quarterback, whose latest come-from-behind win was called “a miracle” by wide receiver Eric Decker, feels he’s ready to take the reigns from The Almighty.

“Saving the world from the apocalypse shouldn’t be too hard,” the Heisman Trophy winner told OMGG.com. “Keep in mind that I’ve just led the Broncos to three straight wins.”