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Last night, OMGG.com paparazzi spotted David Petraeus dining with Kristen Stewart at Hollywood hot spot Katsuya.

The former CIA Director, whose inappropriate relationship with a younger woman led to his recent resignation, told us he’s smitten with the 22-year old Twilight star.

Stewart, who was caught cheating on boyfriend Robert Pattinson last month with a director who’s twice her age, says the feeling is definitely mutual.

UPDATE (8:42am): General Petraeus confirmed via twitter this morning that the two are, in fact, an item: @therealpetraeus: been crushin on K-Stew 4eva, dreamz cum true y’all!!!

On Monday, Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash was accused of an inappropriate relationship with an underage teen.

The 52-year old told authorities the Sesame Street character is to blame for the sex scandal, not him personally.

“When Elmo became a top-selling Tyco toy, he was forced into the arms of children everywhere,” Clash told OMGG.com. “It was just a matter of time before he snapped and started tickling them back.”

The red Muppet is currently in a holding cell in Los Angeles, awaiting trial.

On her show last season, reality star Alana Thompson got a pet pig named Glitzy. Unfortunately, her porky pal turned out to be a little too much to handle and was consumed by the family in the season finale.

This season, Honey Boo Boo’s pet chicken met the same fate, as the seven-year old’s affinity for nuggets proved too strong.

Show producers took Honey Boo Boo to an animal reserve over the weekend to pick out a furry pal for Season 3.

“It was so disturbing, she turned the place into a buffet of sorts,” TLC executive Mandy Fink told OMGG.com. “She’s still coughing up blood from her visit to the porcupine cages.”