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Yesterday, Axl Rose publicly declined his invitation to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, asking that he isn’t inducted as a member of Guns N’ Roses.

The rocker, apparently still angry at Slash for not returning a bandana he borrowed in 1997, says he refuses to share the stage with his former bandmate.

But the bushy-haired guitarist says he doesn’t need Axl’s permission to accept the honor in Cleveland on Saturday.

“The Hall of Fame is having a hard time finding any rock stars who want in,” Slash told OMGG.com. “They’re so desperate, they’ve agreed to induct my sh*tty other band, Velvet Revolver.”

Rick Santorum has decided to suspend his presidential run so that he can focus on his hobbies, including rock climbing, scrapbooking and performing late-term abortions.

The 53-year old career politician told OMGG.com he’s tired of the stresses of public service and just wants to enjoy life.

Right-wing supporters were reportedly outraged to learn that the former Senator changed his stance and now feels a woman should have the right to choose what she does with her own body.

“You should see the lunatics protesting outside my clinic today,” said Santorum. “Imagine how upset they’re going to be when they find out I’ve converted to Judaism!”

Anne Hathaway isn’t happy with her new ‘do.

“People think I got my head shaved for a role in Les Misérables, but they’re wrong,” said the devastated actress. “Truth is, I had a Supercuts coupon so I gave them a try.”

The notoriously thrifty actress, whose net worth is reportedly over $25 million, said the three dollars she saved hardly compensated for the terrible trim.

“I feel bad…she asked me to take off a couple inches, but I totally misheard her,” said apologetic stylist Toby Tobin. “I thought she said to make her look like a middle-aged lesbian.”