Was Anne Hathaway’s Hairdresser Drunk?

Anne Hathaway isn’t happy with her new ‘do.

“People think I got my head shaved for a role in Les Misérables, but they’re wrong,” said the devastated actress. “Truth is, I had a Supercuts coupon so I gave them a try.”

The notoriously thrifty actress, whose net worth is reportedly over $25 million, said the three dollars she saved hardly compensated for the terrible trim.

“I feel bad…she asked me to take off a couple inches, but I totally misheard her,” said apologetic stylist Toby Tobin. “I thought she said to make her look like a middle-aged lesbian.”