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OMGG.com has learned that the hit song Gangnam Style was originally written as a company jingle for one of the world’s largest apparel retailers.

“In Korean, ‘Gangnam’ means ‘generic’,” explained Psy, the artist behind the catchy tune. “And nothing says Gangham like Gap’s average-quality, moderately-priced clothing.”

The song’s music video, featuring flamboyant men frolicking around in tacky menswear, has nearly half a billion YouTube hits already.

“It’s been our most effective ad campaign since that irritating Khaki Swing commercial,” said Gap’s VP of Marketing, William DeClonce. “After that video went viral, our sales increased 400% among pudgy South Korean men.”

When he heard that Heidi Klum has been dating her bodyguard, a jealous Seal said that he wished his ex-wife “wouldn’t sleep with the help.”

After being criticized by the German model’s fans, however, the Grammy-winning singer immediately changed his tune.

To show there are no hard feelings, the 49-year old even partnered up with Klum’s longtime stylist Martin Slanderfer.

“He’s sensitive, dresses well and doesn’t get bossy like Heidi used to,” Seal told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I wish I’d begun fraternizing with her employees ages ago!”

Supermodel Marisa Miller admits she’s concerned about the effect pregnancy will have on her svelte figure.

“Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dreamt of being called a MILF since I was a little girl,” said the 33-year old. “But if I keep packing on pounds at this rate, I’ll be a Size 2 by the final trimester.”

The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl, known for her long blonde hair and stick-like physique, fears weight gain from her wild food cravings will make her the laughingstock of the modeling community.

“Even my husband can’t believe how much I’ve been eating,” Miller told OMGG.com. “You should’ve seen his face after I mowed down two full stalks of celery for dinner last night!”

As expected, several Hollywood A-listers showed up to The Costume Institute’s annual Met Gala, the most exclusive fashion event in the world. Sadly, one celebrity didn’t care enough to wear pants.

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, known for a nonchalant attitude that drives teen girls (and confused young men) wild, walked the red carpet in his boxer briefs last night.

The douchey move, no doubt intended to prove he’s too cool to care, was surprisingly well-received by fashion icons around the world.

“Robert’s look will revolutionize men’s boxers,” said Gala co-chair Anna Wintour. “I’m told he even inspired Calvin Klein to create a line of reduced-crotch underwear for men lacking bulge.”

Anne Hathaway isn’t happy with her new ‘do.

“People think I got my head shaved for a role in Les Misérables, but they’re wrong,” said the devastated actress. “Truth is, I had a Supercuts coupon so I gave them a try.”

The notoriously thrifty actress, whose net worth is reportedly over $25 million, said the three dollars she saved hardly compensated for the terrible trim.

“I feel bad…she asked me to take off a couple inches, but I totally misheard her,” said apologetic stylist Toby Tobin. “I thought she said to make her look like a middle-aged lesbian.”